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Team Cassin Racing

Daily Rumination

Due to receiving many comments I have added a PS, a PPS, and even a PPPS, to the TOP SECRET post below.

Roger C.  7/01/2016

TCR TOP SECRET PROJECT APU

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(Depending on your level of security clearance, if you choose to read this post, upon completion either this text box will disappear from your screen (poof!), or you yourself

may be terminated!)

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We're at Thompson Speedway in 'B' Paddock under tight security.   

 

Paul & I are both absolutely giddy because we have just affixed and tested the new proprietary TCR {APU} Auxilliary Propulsion Unit (the blue turbo-fan unit behind the rollbar).

 

Following on the revolutionary work of Doc Brown and Marty McFly this APU adds a full 1.21 jigowatts of power to the Alfa.  Right now it is powered by a lithium ion battery (this makes #256 the only Hybrid Alfa Romeo in existence).  Our future plans include harnessing the power from the solar collector for sexual energy on the top of my head (some call me bald - HA, HA, HA to them!)  We will harness all the untapped sexual energy coursing through my body by capturing it in the blue coils on my white cool shirt (see photo below), this is a similar principle to the water containment systems used in nuclear reactor.  This will improve the ion flux dispersal generated by the flux capacitor before the energy is routed out through the two hoses that exit my driving suit from my fly.

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Marty McFly: "You bet your ass it works"  

Roger Cassin  TCR Test Pilot    6/25/2016

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TCR TOP SECRET PROJECT A&B

PS.     While I thought I was being very circumspect and discreet about my top secret hardware, It appears that there have been many comments about the two hoses that exit my driving suit at the fly area (see photo at right).  So, while the exact plumbing in there is proprietary, I will acknowledge that it is related to the flux capacitor cooling circuitry.

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PPS.     Like I told the AT&T operator, while I may have been cut-off, it has not affected either my hearing or my driving ability.

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PPPS.     Well, it appears that while I may be Jewish for the most part, when it comes to Cool Shirt plumbing I may have some Mexican heritage, because that would be Jose' on the top, and Hose 'B' on the bottom.

 

Roger Cassin  TCR Test Pilot    7/01/2016

TCR TOP SECRET PROJECT KNB

Remember: LOOSE LISP THINKS HIPS

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In this High Tech Digital Age  TCR has decided to go "Old School" and use only analog controls for the APU (Auxilliary Power Unit for those not keeping up with the posts).    

We have already aquired the hardware and have the first prototype APU Control Panel ready for installation and testing.

 

Roger Cassin TCR Test Pilot  6/30/2016

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